Wanna scare the shit out of a slutty friend or promiscuous enemy?
Send them an anonymous STD notification letter and wait for the hilarious action to unfold.
The letter will inform them that you're a past sexual partner of theirs and have recently been diagnosed with a serious, sexually-transmitted disease.. and you were required by law to report it to them.
You pick the STD!
For added authenticity, the letter will be personalized with their first name.
Just imagine the countless hours of panic and worry they'll endure before getting themselves tested and receiving the results. It could take weeks before they know something!
And who knows? Maybe they really will have a disease. Either way, it's a win-win. For you, that is.
Ordering is super easy. Just add this item to your cart and begin the secure checkout.
Enter your Billing Address as you normally would, but be sure to provide the name and address of the intended recipient for the Delivery Address. That's all you have to do!
All items are in stock and will ship within 2 business days. Everything we send is packaged in a rather amateurish manner and the addresses are hand-written. All of which adds to the confusion and perceived authenticity!
We will let you know via email when the item has been shipped/mailed out. We ship most items with a tracking number (other than cards and envelopes) and we will provide you with the tracking number as well. That way, you will know exactly when the item arrives!
And if you have any questions, feel free to contact us at admin (at) iknowyouarebutwhatami.com