Fuck with someone you know by making them think they have a secret admirer.
We'll send them a poorly cut-out paper heart with a touching, hand-written note on it saying we have a huge crush on them.
Of course, the only thing that will be crushed is their heart.. once they eventually figure out it's total bullshit and that no one actually loves them.
If it's intended to be from a girl, we'll even kiss the note with lipstick and spray on a hefty amount of cheap perfume for 'em.
And if it's intended to be from a guy, we'll douse the letter in so much dollar store cologne that it should make their eyes water.
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