Unless you've been living under a rock, you should already know what an eggplant emoji represents...
Typically, they're sent through text or direct messages, but they can easily be overlooked or deleted.
Or, if the recipient isn't too keen on the idea, it could end up getting you blocked by them. That's not cool.
So why not make things a little more interesting (and weird) by annonymously sending someone an eggplant emoji in real life?
That's right, forget all of that electronic bullshit.
It's time to go old school by sending someone you know a full color photo of an eggplant emoji in the mail.
It's the perfect way to stand out from the crowd while letting that special someone know you wanna fuck the shit out of them.
No one ever said you were subtle.
Ordering is super easy. Just add this item to your cart and begin the secure checkout.
Enter your Billing Address as you normally would, but be sure to provide the name and address of the intended recipient for the Delivery Address. That's all you have to do!
All items are in stock and will ship within 2 business days. Everything we send is packaged in a rather amateurish manner and the addresses are hand-written. All of which adds to the confusion and perceived authenticity!
We will let you know via email when the item has been shipped/mailed out. We ship most items with a tracking number (other than cards and envelopes) and we will provide you with the tracking number as well. That way, you will know exactly when the item arrives!
And if you have any questions, feel free to contact us at admin (at) iknowyouarebutwhatami.com