Know someone who always has that stank breath?
You know, the kind of breath that smells like they've been eating dog shit for days?
Well, it's about time you let 'em know just how disgusting their damn mouth be smelling.
We'll anonymously send someone you know a brand new bottle of mouthwash and some breath mints. It's the perfect way to get your point across without having to actually talk to their halitosis face.
And with a little luck, maybe they'll actually use them.
So you see? It'll be a win-win for everyone.
Ordering is super easy. Just add this item to your cart and begin the secure checkout.
Enter your Billing Address as you normally would, but be sure to provide the name and address of the intended recipient for the Delivery Address. That's all you have to do!
All items are in stock and will ship within 2 business days. Everything we send is packaged in a rather amateurish manner and the addresses are hand-written. All of which adds to the confusion and perceived authenticity!
We will let you know via email when the item has been shipped/mailed out. We ship most items with a tracking number (other than cards and envelopes) and we will provide you with the tracking number as well. That way, you will know exactly when the item arrives!
And if you have any questions, feel free to contact us at admin (at) iknowyouarebutwhatami.com