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Send someone a message in a bottle - Send prank mail and mean gag gifts to your enemies | i know you are but what am i

Send a Message in a Bottle

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Send a Message in a Bottle

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Product Information

What would be the point of sending someone a message in a bottle through the mail?

After all, aren't those normally sent by people stranded on deserted islands, hoping that someone will rescue them?


But the fact that it makes absolutely no sense at all is what causes it to make perfect sense.

They'll be confused as hell when they receive a disgusting, weathered water bottle containing a dirty, crumpled up note inside.

And what will that note say?

It's completely up to you. We'll write or draw whatever you want on that piece of paper, so let your imagination run wild.

Just let us know.

Can you think of a more perfect way to profess your love to them and ask them to rescue you?

Awwwww... how sweet :)


Ordering Info:

Ordering is super easy. Just add this item to your cart and begin the secure checkout.

Enter your Billing Address as you normally would, but be sure to provide the name and address of the intended recipient for the Delivery Address. That's all you have to do!

All items are in stock and will ship within 2 business days. Everything we send is packaged in a rather amateurish manner and the addresses are hand-written. All of which adds to the confusion and perceived authenticity!

We will let you know via email when the item has been shipped/mailed out. We ship most items with a tracking number (other than cards and envelopes) and we will provide you with the tracking number as well. That way, you will know exactly when the item arrives!

And if you have any questions, feel free to contact us at admin (at) iknowyouarebutwhatami.com



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