This one's ideal for sending to that horny guy who can't seem to get himself a woman.
At least not an inflatable one, that is.
Just give us the address and we'll anonymously send that loser a brand new jar of premium masturbation lube.
After the initial shock, confusion and embarrassment wears off, we're sure he'll love it.
It'll be perfect for him as he sits in his mom's basement and plays with his Magic the Gathering cards.
Congratulations! You've just helped avert another school shooting.
Ordering is super easy. Just add this item to your cart and begin the secure checkout.
Enter your Billing Address as you normally would, but be sure to provide the name and address of the intended recipient for the Delivery Address. That's all you have to do!
All items are in stock and will ship within 2 business days. Everything we send is packaged in a rather amateurish manner and the addresses are hand-written. All of which adds to the confusion and perceived authenticity!
We will let you know via email when the item has been shipped/mailed out. We ship most items with a tracking number (other than cards and envelopes) and we will provide you with the tracking number as well. That way, you will know exactly when the item arrives!
And if you have any questions, feel free to contact us at admin (at) iknowyouarebutwhatami.com