This could go one of two ways, really...
Perhaps you know a female whose vaginal odor is less than ideal (gross!) and you'd like to call her attention to it.
Perhaps you know a guy who's just an all-around douche bag and you feel the need to let him know what you think.
See how it could work in either circumstance?
Wow, douches are pretty amazing, aren't they?
Well, regardless of the intent, there's no denying that sending a douche to someone is just plain funny.
So don't delay, do it today! Hey, that rhymes.
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