There aren't many topics quite as controversial or heavily-debated as abortion...
...which makes it the perfect subject matter to piss someone off haha!
For instance, do you know someone who seems to like having abortions?
Or probably should be having one?
Or feels super-strongly about the topic one way or another and just won't shut up about it?
Then let us send them an old, bent metal coat hanger!
It's sure to offend... so long as they aren't too stupid to understand the symbolism.
Tasteless? Yes. Hilarious? Yes.
A recommended method of aborting an unborn child? No.
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