Have you ever seen one of those Russian nesting dolls?
You know, the ones that contain a doll within a doll within a doll within a doll?
If you have no idea what we're talking about, then Google it, you clueless bastard. Geez.
Anyway, we thought it would be hilarious to put our own twist on this idea.
Here's your chance to anonymously send someone a package full of nested boxes.
It's basically a bunch of random, used, empty boxes nested inside one another.
All boxes will be well-sealed, so it's gonna be a challenge for your target to open each one.
Just imagine someone you dislike receiving a nice, big box in the mail and wondering what's inside.
The box will have a little weight to it, and they'll be able to hear things moving around when they shake it.
As they open the box, they'll see that it contains nothing but another sealed box.
When they open that box, they'll see that it contains nothing but another sealed box.
And when they open that box, they'll see that it contains nothing but yet another sealed box.
Finally, the last box will be the toughest of all to open, and will contain absolutely nothing but a bunch of assorted packing materials (which they'll search through again and again, believing something MUST be in there).
If at all possible, we recommend that you secretly video the unboxing because the look on their face will be absolutely priceless.
This is a hilarious exercise in futility, and it's sure to confuse and frustrate the hell out of anyone.
Yeah, we know. It's simple and stupid, but you have to admit, it's also really, really funny.
Ordering is super easy. Just add this item to your cart and begin the secure checkout.
Enter your Billing Address as you normally would, but be sure to provide the name and address of the intended recipient for the Delivery Address. That's all you have to do!
All items are in stock and will ship within 2 business days. Everything we send is packaged in a rather amateurish manner and the addresses are hand-written. All of which adds to the confusion and perceived authenticity!
We will let you know via email when the item has been shipped/mailed out. We ship most items with a tracking number (other than cards and envelopes) and we will provide you with the tracking number as well. That way, you will know exactly when the item arrives!
And if you have any questions, feel free to contact us at admin (at) iknowyouarebutwhatami.com