A dark web mystery box is like a box of chocolates.. you never know what you're gonna get.
Whether you decide to order one for yourself out of curiosity, or have us send one to a friend or foe in order to disgust and horrify them, rest assured that you're getting the real deal.
We venture onto the dark web to buy up mystery boxes so you won't have to. Because after all, the dark web is not a safe place.
Once you place an order, we'll buy a box and have it delivered directly to us... then, we'll quickly go through it just to make sure it doesn't contain anything illegal (because yes, that actually DOES happen).
After that, we'll simply reseal it and mail it off anonymously to whomever you like.
Pretty simple, huh?
As you may have noticed, there are 2 options to choose from depending on just how crazy you wanna get.
If you're really brave (or if you're determined to scare the living shit out of someone), we recommend selecting the Really Fucking Creepy box.
Because it's guaranteed to be really fucking creepy.