Know someone with some seriously disgusting, jacked up teeth?
You know, the kind of teeth that makes them look like an inbred backwoods hillbilly?
Or like they've been doing meth constantly?
Then you should let us introduce 'em to a toothbrush. They probably haven't owned one of these in a while, so it'll be a nice little surprise for them.
We'll also throw in some toothpaste and dental floss since they probably don't own these items either.
And then, of course, we'll have to include a note.. just to drive the point home. So we'll toss in a crumpled up, hand-written note advising them to kindly BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TEETH ONCE IN A WHILE.
Or if you want us to write something else instead, just let us know.
Oh, and don't forget to give yourself a nice big pat on the back for spreading the word about proper dental care.
You're a hero.