What would be the point to sending someone a message in a bottle through the mail?
After all, aren't those normally sent by people stranded on deserted islands, hoping that someone will rescue them?
But the fact that it makes absolutely no sense at all is what causes it to make perfect sense.
They'll be confused as hell when they receive a disgusting, weathered water bottle containing a dirty, crumpled up note inside.
And what will that note say?
It's completely up to you. We'll write or draw whatever you want on that piece of paper, so let your imagination run wild.
Can you think of a more perfect way to profess your love to them and ask them to rescue you?
Awwwww... how sweet :)