Know any Nazis or intolerant Christians who dislike Jews, Hebrews and/or Hanukkah in general?
Why not send 'em a Happy Hanukkah card and ruin their stupid holiday?
For a few shekels, we'll anonymously send whomever you want our unique, professionally-printed, super-Jewishy Hanukkah greeting card.
And best of all, we'll hand-sign it as follows:
"We miss you Bubelah,
Chava, Jankel and Uncle Herschel"
Or if there's something specific you'd like us to write instead, just let us know. We're flexible.
It just might be enough to make 'em say Oy Vey!